Donald Trump’s Trip to the Zoo

     Donald Trump was walking through New York and saw a zoo. He went over to the booth and got a ticket.

“Sorry sir, the zoo is closed today.”

Donald looked at the man in the booth for a couple seconds. “Do you know who I am?” Trump looked at the man for a while.

“Oh, you’re Donald Trump!” the man said.

“Now let me in that Zoo or I’m going to fire you,” Trump said.

“But you can’t fire me!”

“You’re fired.”

Then Donald pushed the man in the booth out of the way and happily ran in.

Donald saw the monkeys first. The monkeys turned around, foaming at the mouth.

Donald jumped away, screaming. He wanted to see the elephants next, but then fell into the elephant pit.

The elephants started to run towards Trump, and he saw a trap door.

He opened it up, and fell down into a dark room.

A strange song was playing, so he walked to where the music was coming from.

Donald Trump walked into the room where the song was coming from.

A record was playing, but he looked over and saw that the record player...wasn’t plugged in.

He heard evil animals coming up behind him growling. He ran into a dark, horrible-smelling cell.

He saw a phone, so he went to call for help. He called his house number, and heard horrible, heavy breathing.

“Give me your legs so I can have a cup of red,” the voice said.

“Cup of red? What do you mean? I’m not giving you one of my million-dollar legs!” Trump screamed.

Then Donald heard a voice behind him saying, “Come with me, I’ll get you out of this cell. But first I need to see your leg.”

So Donald Trump sat down and laid out his leg. As the man checked out his leg, Donald felt a cold chill down his spine.

He also felt a sharp pain at the top of his leg. He looked down and his leg was gone.

He screamed and screamed until he had no energy left to scream anymore.

Then Donald got whacked across the head. Donald Trump woke up in his bed, holding his pillow.

“It was only a dream,” he said.